Eaten Alive

As you might have conclude by the rather long silence, I have been eaten alive.

Fortunately, I met a rather nice penguin in the belly of that thing known as "Adulthood" subnamed "Library Board". The penguin had several small grade explosives tucked into his back pocket. He told me, "Forget the Boy Scouts and their preparedness. Have you SEEN what a penguin has to go through to get a little ... (censored for those oh so delicate ears of my readers)."

So, Dwayne, as the penguin was named, bust our asses out of there. *blinks* And here I am again. Unfortunately, it's just in time for me to leave on vacation.

SEVEN DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But I promise I'll share my escapades on vacation ... eventually.