These last two weeks have sucked me dry. Fortunately, I have a little voice in my head that ensures I keep my sense of humor. A few of the more amusing offerings Adeline has come up with this week ....
(In response to "It's been a bad week?") Bah. Bah. Bah bah black sheep. (Actually, it was bah bah black shrrp because I was trying to type around a lounging kitty.)
(When looking up "pirates" on wikipedia for her blog, she saw this definition of piracy: "Modern definitions of piracy include the following acts: kidnapping of people for ransom [...]". Her response?) I really AM a pirate! YAY!
(And finally, tonight at the grocery store, I'm thinking about a conversation I could be having with my boss tomorrow. See, I kind of slammed my thumb in one of the filing cabinets yesterday. It doesn't hurt much anymore, but it's horribly bloody and open, and I've been keeping band-aids on it to keep germs out and to remind my clumsy self not to go banging that finger around the office. Anyway, I needed more band aids so I picked some up and let Adeline choose which ones. She finally (after much debate) decided on Care Bears. As I'm walking up to the cash register, I amuse myself by imagining that I'll explain to my - humorless - boss by saying, "You never know what kind of band aids you'll find around the house when you have a two year old niece." Adeline of course chimed in.) And a three year old voice who talks to you in your head. Can we tell him about that too? (Ack! NO!)
*grins* I think I'll make it through the work week now.
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