Without Any Introduction

I am here! I have come to torment you all. And if I weren't so darned sick of messing with this thing, I just might contribute something interesting to the pile of general nonsense that is the Internet. But, for now, you shall have to be content with this. At least until I get my word count done for the day (*shakes fist* darn you NaNo!) and I forget that this thing already ate one perfectly lovely blog.